I know that some of you Iraqi Dinar dealers have mentioned on your IQD message boards that you are planning to “take care” of Dr. Mierda, Dr. Fatulo, Dr. Chopa all a.k.a. for The Wallet Doctor. First and foremost there isn’t a lot I can do since the Puerto Rico judicial system is so incompetent that this is a “first one is free” system for murder.
Here are simple instructions:
- Pistol or high powered rifle — aim for the skull in such a way that the bullet penetrates the brain pan destroying all tissue. This is by far the quickest and least painless kill.
- Knife — Angle up under the xiphoid process for penetration of the heart. For you IQD tards out there who don’t know what a xiphoid process is just feel down from the middle top of your chest until you no longer feel bone.
- Blunt instrument — the strategy here is similar to #1 above. Just make sure that you get in enough blows to completely crush the skull.
The reason for these instructions should be obvious. If I am taken out by an IQD fraudster I want it to be quick so that I am not lingering in a wheel chair nor a burden to my wife or other immediate family.
Unlike our hundreds of thousands of US veterans who are now confined to a wheel chair or have been stripped of mental capacity by this senseless hegemonic expansion of US economic interests in Iraq I do not have the luxury of military medical benefits. These men and women have given up productive, fulfilling lives, so that you can speculate in the IQD tourism exchange Ponzi scheme…ain’t America great?!
IMPORTANT NOTE: For options #2 and #3 you will be close enough for hand to hand combat so be prepared as I try to Bitch slap you with my briefcase and horn rimmed glasses.
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http://www.bonanzabase.com/iraqi_dinar.htm